The following exchange is from a conference call that Herman Cain had with a group of conservative bloggers as recorded by The Daily Caller’s Matt Lewis. (Emphasis mine…)
What are your competitors, uh, your opponents going to find in your closet if anything?
They’re gonna find that I have a 20 handicap in golf, and it has never gotten lower. They’re gonna find that in my closet. Uh, other than them finding that I have a mediocre golf game, I play just well enough to be able to enjoy it…
But other than that, I can assure you, I have an original copy of my birth certificate. I don’t have any illegitimate babies. I don’t have any mistresses.
Ya know, you tick em off and I can tell you, I have…
(Q: Any arrests?)[Laughter in the background]
I have been… what?
(Q: Any arrest record?)
Zero! I have never been arrested. I’ve never gotten a DUI warant. Uh absolutely none of that. In fact, when the specter of me running for President started to become public the sherrif of the county that I live in has already gotten calls from the opposition research people trying to find some dirt on me.
They asked him, “Has he ever been arrested?” He said, “I don’t have to tell you that, but the answer is ‘no.’” They said , “Well has he ever had a DUI?” The sherrif said, “I don’t have to tell you that, but the answer is ‘no.’”
So, no, I don’t have any of those kind of skeletons in my closet and what I have told people, if they come up with something to try and damage my reputation, they will have made it up.
Well now. let’s see what all they ‘made up’ so far…
Late October we saw 4 separate claims of sexual harrassment or misconduct.
Cain’s response? [Paraphrased:] “Lies! Damn Lies! Slander! Libel!”
November 28th 2011 (And this one’s a gem)
Herman Cain starts the morning telling world+dog “A woman is going to say I had a long running relationship with her. She’s lying!”
As promiesd, forth comes Ginger White with tales of a 13 year affair.
Cain’s lawyer said that White’s depiction of the relationship “appears to be an accusation of private, alleged consensual conduct between adults” and “not a proper subject of inquiry by the media or the public.”
Odd. I was pretty sure improper relationships was open game when it came to running for President. If that were not the case, why else would the Republican Party have been so willing to try and have Bill Clinton impeached for a single solitary sexual transgression?
Herman Cain wrote a book that came out in June of this year entitled “They Think You’re Stupid.” I’m going to guess that it would be more properly entitled “I Think You’re Stupid.” seeing how Mr Cain most assuredly must think we are all very. truly. stupid.
After very vociferously stating that the only skeleton in your closet is a bad golf handicap, managing to crush 4 distinct allegations of sexual misconduct with the power of the almighty attorney, you have the further gall to tell us that yes, you have been regularly paying the bills of another woman for 13 years, that you exchange textx with this woman all hours of the day and night and that your wife has never heard of this woman before, but it’s all just innocent kind-heartedness? Sorry, but I have to call bullshit on this one. And I further have to suggest that any person who thinks so little of the rest of America as to think we will just buy that crapload of lies not only does not deserve to helm this nation, but should be prevented from helming anything that impacts large numbers of people.

