Dear Khalid Ali-M Aldawsari:

In this day of technology, when we know that virtually any electronic data is subject to eavesdropping, warrant-less as well as warranted collection, and just plain exposure through lost or stolen devices, just who is stupid enough to email THEMSELVES their terrorist plans? I would have to guess that if you don’t know how to use that cool little app called a memory, then maybe terrorism isn’t the field for you. Of course, considering the possible harm you could have done had you not alerted every federal office this side of Canada, we’re surprisingly glad that you, the 21st century terrorist is still so utterly technologically clueless. Thanks again for being a utter moron, though I hope your stupidity doesn’t reflect poorly on the American Educational Institutes responsible for your intellectual formation.