In a staggering development, it has been revealed by Insight Magazine that Barak Obama went to a predominately muslim school as a youth and may have spent years in close proximity to people of other religions. This new news, although it has previously disclosed by Barak Obama in his book, was not previously reported by members of Fox News and therefore was not previously significant. As the Fox News commentators and right-wing talk show hosts put it, “We’re just expressing our opinion when we say that attending a school with muslims is the same thing as attending a Terrorist training camp, which of course means that Mr Osama, – We mean, Obama, is really a terrorist and probably keeps a suicide bomb in his suitcase. We’re not saying that he does, but if he doesn’t then he shouldn’t have any problem with forced cavity searches at random. After all, anyone who loves this country would do whatever we want them to.”. As one right-wing talk show host put it, “I’m not saying he’s a terrorist, I’m just saying that it’s mighty suspicious that he was born with a non-protestant name and isn’t white.”
This reporter feels that allowing these radicals to run for office should be banned by a constitutional amendment, if the Founding Fathers had wanted us to be tolerant of other religions, surely they would have mentioned it somewhere in the Constitution.
(bootnote. this is called sarcasm.)
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